Email: 

Street Address: 

City: State: Zip Code: 

Country: 

2) Do you have a Web Page? If so, what's your URL? 

3) Age: 

4) Weight: 

5) How did you find our Web Site? 

6) How would you rate our Web Site?
It Rules!
It's great!
It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!

7) Did you listen to any of the RealAudio clips and if so, which ones? 

8) Who is your favorite MESHUGENAH member (past or present)?
Jon "Jonny Meshugenah" Friedland, guitar/vocals
Radim "Red" Vysotsky, drums
Skippy "Skippy" , guitar/trumpet/vocals
Kevin "Tuchas" Silverman, percussion/vocals
"British" Bill Wright, keyboards
Pete "..Who?" Redyk, saxophone
Ben "Squinty" Senker
Larry "Robot" Electric, maracas/manager
Keith "....uh" Kellner, bass
Jason "Radioactive" Cristofaro, harmonica/vocals
Erin "Asscrack" Kellner, bass
Frank "Excitable" Rzomp, bass/vocals

Fifi "Frank" Rzomp, bass/vocals
Jeremy the Stalker, stalking

9) Are you Meshugenah?
Yes!
No!
I dunno?!!
Well, there were three or four of them little buggers.

10) Favorite Color: 

11) Measurements (in inches): (...in case we decide to send you a tailor-made LARRY ELECTRIC suit.)
Hat size: 
Bust: 
Waist: 
Hips:  
Ankles: 
Shoesize: 

12) Favorite Movie:
Ishtar starring Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beaty
Booty Call starring Tommy Davidson
Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves starring Rick Moranis
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot starring Estelle Getty and Sylvester Stallone
Eddie and the Cruisers 2: Eddie Lives starring Michael Parre
Ed starring Matt LaBlanc and a guy in a monkey suit
Double Team starring Dennis Rodman, Jean-Claude Van-Damme, and a lot of fire.
If You Could See What I Hear starring Marc Singer and Sherri Bellafonte

13) Would you like your name entered in a drawing where you could win special letterbox editions of all the movies listed above?
Yes!
NO!

14) Turn-ons: 

15) Turn-offs: 

16) How many pounds of food do you eat (on average) per day? 

17) When was the last time you had babaganoush? 

18) Have you ever experienced deja vu?
Yes!
No!
Yes!
No!

19) Who's got the problem with the poop shoot? 

20) Ever been to Papua New Guinnea?
Yes!
No!

If yes, what's it like? 

21) Is it wrong to kill for food?
Well, there were three or four of them little buggers.

22) Fill in the blank:
(from the MESHUGENAH song, "Wet & Wild,"....)
"Start your day with a morning sitting,
Before you know it you'll be...."

23) Do we have to put the red blood on it?
Yes, we do have to put the red blood on it!
No, that's not such a good idea.

24) Do you worship Don Knotts?
Yes!
No!
No, but could you send someone to my house with some literature?

25) Have you ever seen Sammy Davis, Jr. in concert?
Yes!
No!

26) Solve this math problem.
[4529.3(452) x 7891(2) x 34 x -+ 90 x 12093497(31)] x 0 + 1= 

Was your answer 1?
Yes

27) Did you see the movie, Clifford?
Yes!
No!

Didn't it suck?
Yes!

28) True or False:
True!
False!

29) When watching the part in The Empire Strikes Back where Han Solo gets lowered into the carbonite, do you feel Chewbacca's pain as he sadly cries?
Yes, I feel his pain and choke up every time I watch it.
No, I'm a heartless, uncaring bastard.
I am the last person on Earth who hasn't seen The Empire Strikes Back.

30) When will it end? 

31) Have you ever been sexually aroused watching Saturday morning cartoons?
Yes, I am sick pervert!
No, I am not a sick pervert!

If you answered, "Yes, I am a sick pervert," which cartoon(s) really did it for you? 

18) Have you ever experienced deja vu?
Yes!
No!
Yes!
No!

32) What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Eat cookies with Marlon Brando.
Baby-sit for Michael Jackson.
Keith Kellner
Go sailing with Jm J. Bullock.
I am lactose-intolerant.

33) If you were a Spice Girl, what would your Spice Girl name be?
My name would be SPICE

34) What was the principal's name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

35) On The Dukes Of Hazzard, what where the Duke Boys first names?

Any thoughts, profound comments, etc....

 
 

Did you really answer every question?
Yes, and I'm ready to .

, I was too lazy.