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| Reverend Jonny Meshugenah - Vocals, Bass, Guitar |
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Height: 5'6"
Born: 11/11/73 - Baltimore, MD Measurements: 34"-32"-33" Favorite Movie: A Gnome Named Gnorm Guilty pleasures: Billy Joel, Arnold Schwarzenegger comedies |
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Jonny is the creative driving force
behind Meshugenah and founding member. It has become a tradition
for the other members of the band to rub his belly for good luck. Jonny
can only perform under heavy sedation, for when sober he tends to flail
wildly and quote lines from porno movies at inappropriate times. Jonny's
friend, Jason Pollock, has an irrational fear of birds known as ORNAPHOBIA
or as we like to call it - FLOCKAPHOBIA. Jonny was recently ordained
as a minister of the Universal Life Church.
Quote: "Dating is a sales pitch for my penis."
Amazing but true Jonny fact: Jon has worked as a stilt walker!
Click here to ask Jon
out. (Females only please)
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| Reverend Radim Vysotsky
(or something like that) - Drums |
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Alias:
Red Maiden name: Fox Height: 5'8" Born: 9/25/75 - Kiev, Ukraine Traded for Wheat into United States: 5/21/79 Favorite Movie: Ishtar |
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The creative driving force
behind Meshugenah and founding member, Red (sometimes spelled RAD) is the
guy who can't shut up. His special talent is that he can name every actor
on every T.V. show from his lifetime. The bands drummer, he has recently
graduated from The Woody Allen ScHool fOr
cReative geniuseS with bIg Noses (WASH OR SIN).
When not busy with the band, Rad spends quality time on his farm in Utah
with his seven wives.
Quote: "I can't feel my legs!!"
Amazing But True Rad Fact: Rad was traded for wheat!
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| Skippy Meshugenah - Guitar, Trumpet, Vocals |
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Alias:
The Schmoozer; Skippy ; Bad Skippy Born: 12/13/73 - Baltimore, MD Height: 5'10" Weight: 145.753956652907lbs Girth: Brooks Favorite Movie: Yentl Guilty Pleasures: (the band) Kansas |
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Skippy is the creative
driving force behind Meshugenah and founding member. His motto is "If
my Mom approves, then it's O.K." Known to many as Mr. GentleFinger
or "the guy in the band who gets the chicks", Skippy's bedroom skills are
universally known. He is the envy of us all (Except for Bill, Rad, Jon,
Keith, Kevin, Larry, Pete, Ben, Frank, Erin, Fifi and Jason).
Quote: "We've...got to...put the red...blood on it." (He
really said this!)
Amazing but True Skippy Fact: Skippy missed band practice to see
Lambchop Live! (Actually it was a clone of Lambchop.)
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| Reverend Kevin Silverman - Congas, Bongos and Vocals |
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Alias: Tuchas,
Sister Fanny Leibowitz Born: 1975 - Baltimore, MD Favorite Food: CLASSIFIED Favorite Movie: Powder Guilty Pleasures: Pro Wrastling, Daytime Talkshows |
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THE LEGEND OF C. P. TUCHAS
Kevin is the creative driving force behind Meshugenah and founding member. He was a close friend of Michael Jackson until he hit puberty. After last years well publicized accident when he lost all control of his bladder and bowels, his Olympic hopes were sadly dashed. For five years, Kevin dropped out of the public eye. He reappeared a year later as Sister Fanny Leibowitz, a member of The Second Church of The Eighth Day Furleys. A religious group who worship Don Knotts. His new found religion has given him the strength to carry on despite having to wear Depend's Undergarments. He is perhaps best known for his work with small children and subsequent prosecution for putting childrens' underwear on his head, while they were still wearing them. Quote: "Kiss my tuchas! They can't prove anything!" Amazing but True Kevin Fact: Kevin is the only member to have an overly obsessive female fan come to our shows. |
| Reverend Billy Meshugenah
- Keyboards, Percussion, Vocals |
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Alias: Bill
Wright Born: 12/31/64 - Essex, England Height: 5'11" Weight: 162lbs (He's one healthy bastard!) Measurements: 42-34-34 Condom Size: XXLarge/XX Wide....But Square. Traded for records into United States: 1986 Favorite Movies: Deliverance, Midnight Express (let us know if you get this reference) Guilty Pleasures: Gary Numan |
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Bill is the driving creative force and founding member of Meshugenah.
The oldest member of the band, he is a constant source of ridicule in his
yellow PVC pants and Frankie Say Relax T-shirt. Bill is an illegal
alien. Shhhh! He spends most of his his spare time fashioning chest-wigs
in the shapes of animals.
Quote: "You're never too old to make a fool of yourself." Amazing but True Bill Fact: He has seen Gary Numan in concert 4 times! Click here to order Chest Wig, stating Size, Color and Animal. |
| Pete Redyk - Saxophone |
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Born: 1974 Weight: What time is it? Favorite Movies: Jennifer Ate Guilty Pleasure: Being in Meshugenah |
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Pete was the newest member of Meshugenah and the most mysterious.
Even though he had practiced with us only once and performed with us twice,
he was still the driving creative force and founding member of Meshugenah.
(Boy, is this joke getting old!) Then, he disappeared. Then, he came back!
He played on a few album tracks. Then, he joined the navy! Then, he got
kicked out for some suspicious reason. Then, he came back again!
Pete enjoys beer. Quote: "If I play Baritone on this track, It'll sound about as big as my dick!" |
| Larry Electric - Robot, Manager of Meshugenah, Maracas |
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Voltage:
250V Sexual Orientation: ACACIA Favorite Movies: Short Circuit, Short Circuit 2, RoboCop, RoboCop 2, RoboCop 3 |
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Larry is (you guessed it!) the creative driving force behind Meshugenah
and founding member. Larry is a robot that was built by Bill to be a substitute
for him at practices. Unfortunately for Bill, Larry proved to be of more
use to the band. Bill and Larry were constantly competing for attention
from their band mates. Larry's only drawback is that he has to be plugged
into a wall socket in order to perform. During the bands first European
tour, Larry, unaware of the voltage difference, plugged himself, went meshugenah
and molested Bill. Since then, their contempt for each other has changed
into a feeling of love.
That is all the information available on this pathetic wretch. Quote: "00101001010100001001010101001010000101001" |